what if i create some stupid horrible tumblr and “accidentally” give away what my url is to my students and they find it and they’re like wtf it’s just pictures of taquitos and posts asking if anyone thinks she should keep putting her stapler on the left side of her desk or if she should maybe switch it with the whiteout she only has three followers omfg
Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.
that is actually a perfect description
"All media should start having trigger warnings for graphic or upsetting content."
You mean like these:
reblogging because I didn’t know these
try educating yourselves instead of just complaining.
ADOPTED A NEW DOG
WANTED TO SEE IF MADELEINE PLAYS WELL WITH ROTHBART
THEY ARE OBVIOUSLY GETTING OFF TO A GOOD START, NO???
I can’t hear myself think but that’s okay.
There is nothing I enjoy more than dogs making stupid noises
These idiots are the best
THIS IS IMPORTANT.
wow.. the fucking story line. speechless.
It’s such an important time for this film to come out.
It’s so easy for the film idustry to show people we fought against in the past as real people. But it’s something new to put a face a name and a story to the people that so many of us see as the enemy.
Please watch the trailer. This’ll stir up a lot of shit with the american public but I have a good feeling about this movie.
it’s ok im not crying or anything
SPREAD THIS LIKE WILDFIRE
So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND
HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
NICK P L E A S E
How can you make the two greatest assassins in the universe completely useless and boring?
I loved GotG, but this is fantastic and true.
This one wins