cthulhu-with-a-fez:

too-stoned-to-remember:

Why do dogs go mental when they see another dog

I imagine that in their heads they’re like 

THAT IS DOG 

I AM DOG 

DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG

that’s like what happens when we see a member of our fandom in public

we’re just like

YOU ARE FAN

I AM FAN

FAN FAN FAN FAN FAN FAN

casey2y5:

The Winchesters are what happens when people in horror movies become self-aware

fatflagrantfeminist:

thedarkchocolatedandy:

beam-meh-up-scotty:

Kanye West getting deep on twitter

SOLID.

this is why I love this man. 

Okay, if you don’t love Kanye, I question you and will forever until you learn.
I’ve never had a man ask me straight up if it was okay to use the word “bitch” even endearingly.
Not once.

hannibalthecanibal:

and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw

marielikestodraw:

pahnem:

mercuriesrising:

aparticularlygoodfinder:

Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”

When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”

And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,you tip that motherfucker so hard

you tip them right over the edge of a bridge

you fucking didn’t

oh my god.

blackhawkinbudapest:

poisus:

original-ginger:

parasailin-sarahpalin:

1997kids:

brilliant

IT’S 2 O CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING AND I’M HOWLING MY MOM JUST WALKED IN AND NOW I HAVE TO TURN THE COMPUTER OFF FUCK IT WAS SO WORTH IT

hahaha i have tears rolling down my cheek with laughter holy fuck 

omfg you will not regret watching this at all

The fuck did I just watch… woke my boyfriend up coz my silent laughter shook the bed so much HAHAHA

dreamcatchingmagic:

stealingcheese:

everyone had a crush on peter pan and if say you didn’t you’re a filthy liar
you know the one i’m taking about

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HAD a crush look at him now

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thewicked-eternity